Myth #2

How sad! At least twenty other people have visited this blog besides me and none of them could venture a guess. Then again, at least I have about twenty people who look at this. That's many more than I expected, actually.

Myth #2: Yamis have a fetish for blood/eating people. Hikaris will faint at the mention of blood.

If you guessed that this is a myth, you were wrong. If you guessed this wasn't a myth, you were still wrong. How tricky am I, eh? The truth is that it's half-right and half-wrong.

I can confirm that my yami does like blood. Just in general. She likes to watch as doctors take her blood for tests. If she gets a scrape, she likes to examine it as it bleeds and lick it up and whatnot. However, she does not eat people. Ergh. Actually, Marlie has funny tastes on what does/n't gross her out. Blood's okay, but throwing up is not. She can't watch anything where people throw up. Especially if they throw up blood. (I know what I just said. I don't get it either.) She also doesn't like rectal bleeding. (I discovered this via House.) Pus, on the other hand, is fascinating. One time I caught her shoveling dirt into a cut just so that it would get "interesting-looking".

Me and blood? We have a complicated relationship. If I get a cut, I'm okay. If I get something that's bleeding all over the place, I do get light-headed. If it's not my blood though, I'm fine. Just like that. If someone bleeds in real life, on House, whatever, I'm fine with that. I'm actually a really useful person in medical emergencies because I don't freak out. I'm a person who freaks out later in private-- I'm really good at keeping it together on the spot.

There you go. The blatant truth about yamis and hikaris, unlike most places on the web. So can we please stop getting posts in forums like this one:

Hi! I did this thread 'cause some friends like Atem#1 have a Yami, you know, like Atem. So, I want to know if anyone else has one. And you can post if your Yami has a crush on someone!

Aniky: Then go on.
Me: On what?
Aniky: What your title says. Duh? Talk them about me!
Me: I'm not going to do it if I don't want to.
Aniky: Don't make me introduce myself!
Me: OK, OK! You win!
Aniky:
Me: Everyone who posts on this thread, she is my Yami, Aniky.
Aniky: Hi, there!
Me: You're exagerating, Ani.
Aniky: Plz don't call me like that! I hate it!
Me: I can't believe I used to share a body with you! Sorry. But she was (and still is) so annoying.
Aniky: Hey!
Me: C'mon, Ani.
Aniky: Stop with that! I hate it! I hate it! How many times do you want me to say it?!
Me: Alright.
Aniky: And can I plz tell them my crush?
Me: Depends. Who's your crush?
(Whispers something to me)
Me: Forget about it! He's my crush!
Aniky: My crush...
Me: Don't you dare!
Aniky: IS...
Me: You asked for it!
Aniky: C'mon, Animefan! I was just joking! Plz don't hurt me!
Me: I'm not gonna hurt you.
Aniky: Phew!
Me: Something worse!
Zuraki: Aniky, you better start running!
Aniky: (Sarcastic tone) Do you think so?!
Me: Come here!
Aniky: No! Plz! AAAHH! Someone hide me!

Me: So now you get the idea of the purpose of this thread. Plz! I need someone to reply! Plz! (Source.)

I hate people so much for this kind of thing. This is why no one believes me. This is why people can't understand what Marlie and I have. This is why my mom mom (aka grandmother) thought we were lesbian lovers. Yes, she really did. I bet you can guess how well that conversation went. Let's save it for tomorrow when I'm not already all fired-up and ready to shoot some stupid people.