Jesus Freaks

John

John is a Jesus freak. He thinks like Jesus. He looks like Jesus. He should just be Jesus and get it over with. For some odd reason... I went out with him. Yeah, okay, mistake. And we definitely fooled around a bit. MISTAKE. Ugh. John's okay, but he loves his religion more than he loves any woman, and that will be his downfall. After me, he moved on to my friend Rachel, who I might as well get into now (just like he tried to!)

Rachel

Another Jesus freak. At the moment, she's stuck between going to our college or abandoning it and moving to Florida to become a missionary. Seriously. And she loves Jesus! It sounds like Rachel and John were a match made in heaven, true. Yet it turned out that Rachel loves God more than John and she felt he was interfering with her holy relationship. He loves God more than he loves her, too, but God doesn't have half the set of knockers Rachel has.

That being said, Rachel is one of the sweetest girls I know. She's going to live in my six-person suite next year.

Brian

A guy friend. He's built like a tank, if a bit on the heavy tank side, and occasionally annoys me, but would support me nevertheless. He's cool.

Shawn

A guy friend who normally doesn't run in the same circles I do. I run in the nerd-computer-geek circles. He runs in the drunk-partying-theater-group circles. Mysteriously enough, he seems to be attracted to me, which he demonstrates in the awkward way of deliberately elbowing into me whenever we run into each other. Literally. I hate it when boys suck at flirting. He's a beautiful boy, but I lost interest in him ages ago. Time for him to get over me.

Those are probably the most important players in my college life. Now we just have about five more days until I get there. I talked to Marlie today and she's happy. Moving in. Adjusting to dorm life again once more.

Uh, so speaking of Jesus: