I cannot live without my soul!

Marlie and I are total losers. I wasn't aware of this myself until a friend brought it to our attention.

We were wasting the afternoon away in a rare fashion by watching a movie. Specifically, the 1939 version of Wuthering Heights. I was sniffling as Heathcliff delivered what is probably my favorite speech in the history of anything:

"Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest so long as I live on! I killed you. Haunt me, then! Haunt your murderer! I know that ghosts have wandered on the Earth. Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you. I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul. "

It's not exactly as good as the book because the words are really:

"Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you — haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers. I believe — I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always — take any form — drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

That is just pure sex. I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!

Anyway, I was tearing up (read: sobbing) when our friend Liam walked in, took one look at Marlie and me curled up on the couch watching Heathcliff in black and white, shook his head, and declared us the ultimate losers. This coming from a guy who's actually a lesbian trapped inside a male body and has a girlfriend who's a gay man trapped inside a female body. Figure that one out and get back to me. Sometimes I look at them together, and then I look at Marlie and we just feel plain normal.

Scary Goth/Emo Chicks are Scary

I set a new personal record set for running. 5.9 miles in an hour. Technically, 5.87 miles, but who's gmapping?

I'm not seeing Marlie today, unfortunately, because she is once again working at our most faaaaaavorite place of all time: the movie theater. At least now and then we get to go see free movies. I haven't paid for a movie myself since June. We saw Harry Potter, Ratatouille, Knocked Up, and Pirates pretty much all in the same time period, for instance.

No big post here. Am busy prepping for a yard sale that my family's having this Saturday. I should say, that my family, my little sister's family, Marlie, and our mutual friend Jess are having Saturday. We told them to bring all their shit to our house so we can just sell it all off at once. I suggested we just put price tags on everything in the basement and let people go on down, but no one was keen on it.

I will leave you with something awesome though. Just to make the trip here worth it.

The caption beneath it (or click on the picture to go on site):

Uwaaa~~~ I luff her~~~ heh... my hair is spiked and you can't tell... And we shared my silver contacts... ^_^; Of course, she looks extremely pretty, I just tried to be manleh... XDDDD My red lip ring is acting up in this picture... it's not staying put, and so it's at a weird angle...

The next morning, I woke up, and her fire alarm was going off, and she slept through it... meh... if there had actually been a fire, she'd have died without me~~~

Did anyone else look at this and think the instant they saw it "GIRL ON THE LEFT NEEDS CHAPSTICK BADLY"?

Kidding. I hope you were just as terrified as I was. I promise that Marlie and I look a shitload saner than these two. By the way, if you are these two, email me. Please. I want you to keep writing like this so I can keep laughing. Why am I laughing? Because if I didn't laugh, I'd cry, and the former doesn't give me a headache.